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Shots Fired at NJ Home of Lou Dobbs
Dobbs believes the incident was related to his outspoken views on immigration. (nbcnewtork)

Bea Arthur leaves $300K to gay youth
The actress, who died in April, included a $300,000 donation to New York’s Ali Forney Center, an organization supporting homeless LGBT youth, in her will, leaving center Executive Director Carl Siciliano overwhelmed by her kindness. (cnn)

Burglar forces woman to make him sandwich
A 39-year-old man has confessed to breaking into the home of an elderly woman early Monday in Fort Worth, Texas, and forcing her to watch as he performed a sex act on himself, police said. (azcentral)

Seven Years for Bong Water
Last week the Minnesota Supreme Court ruled that bong water is an illegal drug. Under state law, a controlled substance includes any “mixture” containing that substance, “regardless of purity.” (reason)

Sex, Alcohol, Bacon Among World’s Big Killers
Poor childhood nutrition, unsafe sex, alcohol, bad sanitation and hygiene, and high blood pressure are to blame for around a quarter of the 60 million premature deaths around the world each year, the WHO said in a report. (reuters/yahoo)

Bears ‘are not violent and do not like honey’
Mr Rogers decided to abandon traditional scientific methods such as tracking their movements and mapping their DNA, to engage with a group of North America’s black bears in an attempt to gain their trust. (telegraph)

David Bowie Used Witchcraft To Get Over Coke Paranoia
Due to his cocaine use, Bowie lost hours and hours of sleep and became “convinced there were witches after his semen,” Spitz writes. These witches were apparently determined to use it to make a baby they could sacrifice to the devil. (chartattack)

A Hierarchy of Monsters
I am going to explain the order that the monsters go in, so that it can be settled. In the future, if your children ask you, “Who would win in a fight? The Mummy or the Wolf-Man?” please refer them to this list, as it will save a lot of time. (threatqualitypress)

The Mythical 40 Hour Workweek
Communication may be the bedrock of business systems today, but it has also become an albatross around our necks and is draining us of our productivity. As organizations have flattened over the last two decades and command and control hierarchies have been replaced with matrix style organizations, communication between an ever increasing number of interested parties has sapped nearly all productivity from today’s corporations. (mindby)

Satanist creates fake gothic society on MySpace to lure young teens to cemetery. Clearly, real goths use Facebook
A SATANIST obsessed with teenage schoolgirls invented a fake gothic society online to groom them for sex in the grounds of Sydney’s Rookwood Cemetery. (news.au.com)

The 10 Greatest Zombie Movies Ever Made
Is there anyone out there that doesn’t enjoy a good zombie movie? The recent success of Zombieland, the popularity of the cinema of the undead suggests that there isn’t. (movieretriever)

Hey there! Nietzsche is using Twitter
Gott ist tot! (twitter)

Devil’s Night
Devil’s Night is a name associated with October 30, the night before Halloween. It is related to “mischief night” practiced in other parts of the United States and the world. (wikipedia)

How can I be a Cowboy for halloween and not seem gay?
Because I want to leave the party with a female. My thought was to bring some (plastic) guns, and not wear skinny jeans. Suggestions? Additionally, what kind of beer do cowboys drink? I was thinking bud but it got bought out by germans. Miller High Life? Yuengling? (reddit)