Saturday w/ Theo

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Posted on : 07-Nov-2009 | By : Theodora Collins | In : interesting links

TheoTheo does it good. Just see for yourself:

Nicolas Cage, Compulsive Spender | The Daily Beast
HEY! Nic! You know why you’re broke? ‘Cause it took me ten fucking minutes to read the fucking list of all the fucking expensive fucked-up crazy-ass shit you bought. Fuck!

The 15 Tastiest Foods On A Stick | Content
I think the last one is technically a cone…you be the judge.

Squeez Bacon – The World’s Most Perfect Food | Dave and Thomas
God’s perfect food!

Ask The Online Reviews Of A New Tex-Mex Restaurant | The Onion
Kind of a Three Wolf Tex-Mex experience…

SafewayFail | Failblog
Yay Easter…

Google: Louisville, KY Is The Most Obscene City In The U.S. | Business Insider
Hell to the yes!

Louisville #1 In Jergens Consumption | Leo
That’s a lotta lonely people… Goes hand in hand with the above link….

When shorts aren’t allowed, its Kilt time | Pantless at work
This guy REALLY likes wearing his kilt to work, oh! I found out what a banana peel is for!

The Ten Worst Fall Fashions | Divine Caroline
OK everyone…you’ve been warned!

Christopher Walken reads Lady Gaga’s Poker Face Lyrics | Milk & Cookies
What next? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse?

NASA say the Universe is beige not black | Newslite
“Beige Hole” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

Washington Post features editor punches colleague over ‘charticle’ | DailyFinance
Standouts in this reportage…”Worst article in 43 years” and “…reduced to tears by verbal barrage.”

Secrets of the Phallus: Why Is the Penis Shaped Like That? | Scientific American
I’ve been trying to figure that one out for YEARS.

Clitter! | YouTube
Turns your labia into a yay-bia!!

Out of Control Forklift Driver Destroys Vodka Warehouse [VIDEO] | Milk & Cookies
That’s gonna be one hell of a bar tab…

2010 calendars: nude charity and bizarre calendars available for next year | Telegraph
Everything from Mormon hotties to zombie pinups…

Boulder’s Naked Halloween Streak May Be Coming to an End | WSJ.com
All hail the great pumpkin!

The Internet Movie Firearms Database
Just when you thought all it was good for was porn!

NH restaurant sets meatball record | The Associated Press
I could eat that….eventually.

Comments (5)

Did you notice that number 2 on the US most obscene cities is Rochester NY – DRE lived in Louisville and now resides in Rochester – coincidence? I think not. We may be on to something here…….

Legs, you are most certainly on to something! What it is, on the other hand, frightens yet titillates me…

“Beige Hole” sounds like a long-time renter’s affliction.

In regard to “Nicolas Cage, Compulsive Spender”, am impressed by Theo’s repeated and appropriate use of “Fuck”.

That’s it, I’m moving to Philadelphia.

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