dre in the morning

Might as well get comfortable. Every Saturday, we check in to see what guest-blogger Theodora Collins has learned. Yeah, it’s a Theo Paradox.

Hell to the yes!
Plans for giant cocktail the size of a house (newslite)

Ah, my tragically unfulfilled fantasy about random teenage grocery clerks has finally been put down in words…
Oh Dearest Emaciated, Sexy, Trader Joe’s Employee – w4m (craigslist)

I’m pretty sure having this many redheads in one place is a definite firecrotch hazard…
Celebration of the 4th Red Hair Day (youtube)

I think Dogoo girl might just give last week’s killer tits a run for their money…
Super Powered Breasts Are Our Only Hope Against The Evil Fish People (io9)

Hi-quality silliness…
Bollywood Jump Around (youtube)

Now here’s the news of the future…no news!
The Onion Launches a News iPhone App … Without Any News (mashable)

Once again, proof that Dre is a teenage girl in disguise…
STATS: Average Twitter User Is a Teenage Girl (mashable)

You just can’t get girls to learn how to pole dance too soon!
The 7 Most Inappropriate Products For Children (huffingtonpost)

One Thanksgiving at my Aunt and Uncle’s house I guessed “Dildo!”…and then, mortified blurted “Oh fuck!” Well, at least she didn’t know what a dildo was, thank God.
Outrageous Pictionary Drawing To Go Down In Area Family Lore (theonion)

Wow…I’ve seen one car crash INTO another, but never go THROUGH one…so much for bigger is better!
1959 Chevrolet Bel Air Vs. 2009 Chevrolet Malibu (youtube)

I think this belongs in the same category as the purse toilet…
Instant Cardboard Toilet Kit (japantrendshop)

OK folks here’s the short version…don’t take criminally insane killers to the fucking county fair…take them to a disreputable traveling show where the carnies could take ‘em…easy.
Insane killer escapes on field trip to county fair (yahoo)