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Boy punished for cutlery breach
A six-year-old American schoolboy will be suspended after bringing his favourite camping cutlery to school. (bbc)

Christina vote allows boy back in school
By the start of tonight’s Christina School Board meeting, more than 150 people showed up to support 6-year-old Zachary Christie, who was suspended last week for bringing a camping utensil with a knife, fork and spoon to his elementary school that he planned to use to eat his pudding. (delawareonline)

Mystery Restaurant
You get what the person before you ordered. (cabelsblog)

Mystery Google
You get what the person before you searched for. (mysterygoogle)

Betting against America
Praying the country will slip into chaos, to make Obama look bad, is not a good place for a political party to be. By Garrison Keillor (salon)

Apple Falls for 10 Minutes as Fanboys Worldwide Squeal In a Mix of Panic and Girly Excitement
Apple.com was down with an Http/1.1 error for about ten minutes. Ten. Entire. Minutes. It’s hard to believe the world can exist for ten minutes without a bunch of brightly colored nanos on a home page, but it did. But yes, that sound you heard was the scream of a million fanboys worldwide. (gizmodo)

A Historic Success In Military Recruiting
For the first time in more than 35 years, the U.S. military has met all of its annual recruiting goals, as hundreds of thousands of young people have enlisted despite the near-certainty that they will go to war. (washingtonpost)

Nasa spacecraft capture Sun footage
Stereo spacecraft “Behind” and “Ahead” captured rare footage of the Sun erupting over about a 30-hour period between 26 September and 27 September. (bbc)

Google Wave’s Little Secret: It Already Works On The iPhone
There are two ways to get Google Wave to work on your iPhone. (techcrunch)

86 Rules of Boozing
There’s more to it than tipping a glass and acting foolish. (moderndrunkard)

7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital
Littered amongst their mildly kinky and often impractical advice (“wear a wet t-shirt to bed!”) you get horrifying tips that border on genital mutilation. (cracked)

So You Think You Know Pasta
ORETTA ZANINI DE VITA, the pre-eminent Italian food historian, seems to have a tool for every pasta: a centuries-old ravioli cutter, a wooden stamp that mints pasta like coins, a chitarra for creating thick strands of tagliatelle. (nytimes)

The Skunk Whisperer
A newspaper carrier is surprised to see a skunk with its head caught in a peanut butter jar. (cnn)

Pictures of Beyonce Knowles
(hollymagic)

Hack your body: How geek narcissists can be what they wanna be
People want to look different and that is the main reason of the geek culture to gain attention. Great Engrish on this site BTW. (styleguru)

New Resident Evil Movie!
Resident Evil: Afterlife. (imdb)

Girlfriend found weird videos I made
How can I smooth things over with her? (imgur)